Book Review: Armada by Ernest Cline

Goodreads Rating: 3.59
My Rating: 2.3 stars
Recommendations:¬†¬†Get it from your local library;¬†purchase only after you’ve read it.

What I Liked:¬†Giving the me opportunity to use the gif as displayed below… Oh! And the schematics inside the hardcover book jacket. ¬†That was a neat touch.
What I Didn‚Äôt Like: Reads much like a pop-culture-riddled-Fan-Fic of Ender’s Game/Every Other Major Scifi Story…¬†

Before we get too far into this, I do want to state that I loved Ready Player One by the same author.  I wonder if my opinion of this book was influenced in that he set the bar really high with R.P.O?

Don’t get me wrong, there were entire chunks of this book that I really wanted to know what was going to happen next. ¬†I had a rather love/hate relationship with Armada. ¬†I slammed through it, hoping and praying the Cline would throw out something original, something I hadn’t read/watched before. ¬†Unfortunately, it didn’t happen. ¬†It was entertaining… kinda. ¬†Just far too predictable.


The writing itself was decent. ¬†Grammar and syntax on par. ¬†But that’s about as far as I can go on such. ¬†The rest of the aspects about the book were very much a let down. ¬†I wasn’t a fan of the constant pop-culture references. ¬†At least in Ready Player One, Cline was able to weave that stuff into the story. ¬†This time it was incredibly over kill and seemed there just for padding.

There was next to no character development. ¬†The plot, from cover to cover, took place over just a 24 hour period with a few flashes here and there as the protagonist reminisced. ¬†All the characters were horribly cliche… All of them.

The main character, Zack Lightman (cough >_>), is your typical stand-up-against-the-school-bully nerd who’s tall and dashing. ¬†He has daddy issues since his dad died when he was baby in a poop explosion accident. ¬†His super hot mother never got over her love for her deceased husband. ¬†Never tossed out anything that he had owned, which conveniently allowed the protagonist to¬†have access to all the secret, seemingly-paranoid filled journals and such. Oh, and Zack apparently can’t have internal dialogue without referencing any and all scifi movies/books/games/etc that his father had been obsessed with… In fact, I’m not sure that kid had any real feelings. ¬†It was always “this must have been how Luke Skywalker felt during blah blah blah”.really

His best friends, and most of the other characters in the boo,¬†are exactly what you’d think: there just for comic relief/filler. ¬†Zack’s boss is the owner/operator the local video game store where they don’t actually work. ¬†They just play video games all day and debate scifi stuff. You really don’t get to know anyone.

The two main games in the story, Terra Firma and Armada, also sounded too perfect. ¬†If you ranked up high enough, they waived your monthly fee and there were no micro-transactions. ¬†WHAT MMO DOESN’T HAVE MICRO-TRANSACTIONS?! ¬†C’MON!! What any-kind-of-game doesn’t have some form of micro-transactions anymore?

The rest of the side characters really weren’t anything special either. ¬†Of course he falls for the first girl he meets once things get rolling. ¬†Of course, she’s some super hacker, super hot, and way super awesome. ¬†Of course, she instantly falls for him too. ¬†Of course, there’s more to the alien invasion¬†than meets the eye. ¬†The government was secretly training people via video games to be able to fight the alien invasion… of course they were hiding other stuff too. ¬†Of course, Lightman was the one to do something about it once someone explained the secret plot to him in incredible detail.¬†Of course, someone saves his ass at just right the moment so he can go on to save the planet… multiple times.

Some character’s died, but they’re exactly who you’re going to expect to die. ¬†It was hard to feel sad over anyone’s death. ¬†An example of the cliche characters is¬†AtomicMom, the one non-teenager,non-government-player Elite Gamer. ¬†Of course, she was a single mother of boys, that worked as the school librarian, that also flinched any time anyone cussed, and that prayed at meals and before launches… >_> I know female gamers. ¬†They certainly aren’t anything like Ms. Debbie.

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE EPILOGUE! OMG… that has to be the worst ending of a book I have ever read.

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Have you¬†read it yet? ¬†Let me know what you think. ¬†I really feel like I must have missed something major… this book couldn’t be that much of a disappointment. (Also, let me know what you think of this review… I wrote it while fuming over Armada…)signature 1

Finished Reading: Deadline

by Mira Grant
Science Fiction/Horror

“Shaun Mason is a man without a mission. Not even running the news organization he built with his sister has the same urgency as it used to. Playing with dead things just doesn’t seem as fun when you’ve lost as much as he has.

But when a CDC researcher fakes her own death and appears on his doorstep with a ravenous pack of zombies in tow, Shaun has a newfound interest in life. Because she brings news-he may have put down the monster who attacked them, but the conspiracy is far from dead.

Now, Shaun hits the road to find what truth can be found at the end of a shotgun. : — Goodreads


I read this book far too fast. ¬†Don’t worry, I took notes for my review. ¬†There were just a few things that bothered me (though as I’m reading the third and final book in the series, it kinda makes sense). ¬†I totally called the surprise ending, though I expected that part to happen sooner in the book than later. ¬†And I’m fairly certain I’m in love with Dr. Abbey. ¬†Check back soon with my review… ¬†

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Finished Reading: Hell House

By Richard Matheson
Fiction/Horror

Hell House by Richard Matheson“Can any soul survive?
Regarded as the Mount Everest of haunted houses, Belasco House has witnessed scenes of almost unimaginable horror and depravity. Two previous expeditions to investigate its secrets met with disaster, the participants destroyed by murder, suicide or insanity. Now a new investigation has been mounted – four strangers, each with his or her own reason for daring the unknown torments and temptations of the mansion…” — Goodreads.com


6/5/2015: I picked up this book as I participate (semi-regularly) in the Evil Book Club of Evil.¬† Feel free to join in on this one! ¬†We’re pretty loosey-goosey about how we do things in this book club.

Finished Reading: Sharp Objects

by Gillian Flynn
Psychological Thriller; Fiction

Sharp Object Cover

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WICKED above her hipbone, GIRL across her heart
Words are like a road map to reporter Camille Preaker’s troubled past. Fresh from a brief stay at a psych hospital, Camille’s first assignment from the second-rate daily paper where she works brings her reluctantly back to her hometown to cover the murders of two preteen girls.

NASTY on her kneecap, BABYDOLL on her leg
Since she left town eight years ago, Camille has hardly spoken to her neurotic, hypochondriac mother or to the half-sister she barely knows: a beautiful thirteen-year-old with an eerie grip on the town. Now, installed again in her family’s Victorian mansion, Camille is haunted by the childhood tragedy she has spent her whole life trying to cut from her memory.

HARMFUL on her wrist, WHORE on her ankle
As Camille works to uncover the truth about these violent crimes, she finds herself identifying with the young victims‚ÄĒa bit too strongly. Clues keep leading to dead ends, forcing Camille to unravel the psychological puzzle of her own past to get at the story. Dogged by her own demons, Camille will have to confront what happened to her years before if she wants to survive this homecoming.

With its taut, crafted writing, Sharp Objects is addictive, haunting, and unforgettable.” — Goodreads

4/24/2015: I actually started reading this on the 14th. ¬†I bought it awhile ago and don’t remember why exactly… other than the whole, y’know, murder mystery intrigue. ¬†I’ve heard good things about Gillian Flynn recently, probably due to the success of the new movie based on one of her other books. ¬†I am currently about 30% through the book and¬†I’m hooked. The author’s writing is paced well and incredibly intriguing, and her character development is already unfolding in such a way that I yearn to read more, learn more about Wind Gap and the mysteries it holds…

Finished reading: 5/16/15. ¬†I found myself setting this book aside here and there once I got about 2/3s through. ¬†I had an idea of the ending. ¬†I was wrong… and feels it left me with…

Finished Reading: Feed by Mira Grant

Feed, by Mira Grant
Science-Fiction

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The year was 2014. We had cured cancer. We had beat the common cold. But in doing so we created something new,something terrible that no one could stop. The infection spread, virus blocks taking over bodies and minds with one, unstoppable command: FEED.

Now, twenty years after the Rising, Georgia and Shaun Mason are on the trail of the biggest story of their lives-the dark conspiracy behind the infected. The truth will out, even if it kills them.

FEED is the electrifying and critically acclaimed novel of a world a half-step from our own—a novel of geeks, zombies, politics and social media.” — Amazon.com

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